I took this quiz:D
And I answered it strangely

The Most Miserable

You are basically a person who enjoys reminiscing.
You are a very emotional person indeed, easily influenced by people and your surroundings. For example, if society is sad about the death of famous people, you will share these sentiments, or when watching a sad movie, you will be so engrossed that you will end up being sadder than the main actors in the movie.

YOUR LOVE

Are you a confused person?
Sometimes you like to be left alone.
Sometimes you want to be loved.
Sometimes you need him or her.
Sometimes you don't.
Does it sound familiar?

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. People are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You tend to delay commitment, and find it hard to be faithful. A life partner might not be what you are looking for right now.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

What is Your Heart Set On? Fame You see them on Perez Hilton all the time and you think, ''I could do that.'' Well you most certainly could and that�s why your heart�s desire is fame. You seek the spotlight and covet the glamor that comes with people wanting to watch your every move. Just be careful. As adoring as fans can be, they can also be cruel and harsh. Make sure to always stay on the right side of ever situation or feel the wrath of the tabloids on your case. Personality-Emotion Quizzes

I do stupid things when things don't go my way
I just spent all my neopoints buying furniture for my neohome:(
And now my inventory is filled with furniture
I have about 10 000 neopoints left
Which is bad because I used to have about 250 000
But I bought tons of things

And, I am listening to the funniest song you would have heard of
Barbie Girl by Aqua
It's really addictive, and nice
And a very very funny song

And, I want to stop using the computer so much
So if you see me online, chase me away
Which won't work because i'll just appear offline
Now I changed the song to Helena
I don't know how to pronounce Helena

Ger pronounces it as Hal-lan-nar
I pronouce it as Her-Lane-Er
But I think Her-Lane-Er sounds nicer:)
But I don't know if I must be saying it wrongly

I think I should'nt have come to school today
Because no lessons were conducted at all
Miss Azrina let us do self study, English was the usual do whatever you please and so was Music, while and Assembly was spent with no teachers
But, I read the entire Macbeth story

And, the spookiest thing happened
Which will prove that I am indeed from the 15th Century
So there was was a phrase

"Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased"
Now, do remember that this is the original Macbeth
And it's the first time I ever read that phrase

And then compare it to what I wrote in my english composition weeks and weeks ago
"Anteros, canst thou not minister to a mind diseased, as the mind of Colinvert has shown itself to be."
Siti called me a reincarnation of Shakespeare
But, imagine if I was, or already am
Or even better, a reincarnation of Macbeth

You all must fear me
Okay fine D:
Be that way
I shall not be like Macbeth the tagboard version
*throw tantrum*
*stuffs face into pillow*
People are talking about Pirates of the Caribbean 4..
The Fountain of Youth

DO NOT go to oneof-us.blogspot.com
Instead, look at this:)


This is how Diana portrays herself
So funny:)

DIANA IS THE MEANEST:(







This is why Diana=Loser:)
I still win

I am really really in love with someone I call Bobo:)

D&T lesson today was very very funny:)
And we finished the toy, so that is good
We were painting (peacefully)
And then Niveetha painted on me
So I painted back
And we were painting on each other like nobody's business

So finally the toy was done
And then I was washing the stuff by the sink
Then Niveetha came and started flashing and stripping by the sink because I painted on her leg:)
So I went away form the scene and was talking to Siti
Then she came and grabbed my butt so there were handprints there
SICK

Then Emmy came and we were "Hanging Out"
We took spare wood and were drilling holes into them for no reason
How funny:)
But Niveetha's music taste is good
Funny, but good

It was english lesson
We were listening to her ipod
Really really nice songs:)
She described herself as being the light into my world of music
Because my playlist had only been filled with non-mainstream songs
But she likes Marilyn Manson, Tainted Love:)
Anyways, I think I will miss her because if we go to different classes next year there won't be anyone sitting to the front of me during exams that I can throw stuff at

I spent the time before the first paper in the library with Keerthana, Nivethitha, Rukshana, and Menakah
Nivethatha is my "Ni" partner because both our names start with a Ni:)
And is a very nice tamil class sitting partner, sitting without her without laughing is like sheep without wool
It never happens:)
And they said my pronunciation for tamil is unique
Because I pronounce every word with some version of "L" inside

Then we had to head to the hall and sit according to our classes and index numbers
I was scraping my nails on the wall to give Niveetha goosebumps
And she decided to rape me
But for the first paper, I wrote the exact number of words
The exact number that was the word limit
And seeing others having written so much it's so sad because I wonder what on earth they have to write about

Niveetha and me both only used two papers
But unlike me she still hd time to sleep and go to the toilet
Very very typical of her
But during the break I met Prasanaah
Who was a very good friend of mine in Primary School
The only thing I remembered about her was her very distinctive eyes
But she really has changed since I last saw her in Primary 2

So then we went back up to the hall and had to sit outside
And Niveetha raped me, again
She unzipped my skirt, took off my hairclip, tried to take off my shirt and put her hands all over the place
So I raped her back
BUt did not suceed because she was wearing a sweater
And the girl from her fanclub was just one metre away
And her face was just, D:

Niveetha you're so mean
The girl is in love with you and you rape me in front of her
But I don't know what your thousand and one fanclubs see in you
Because you are a complete wierdo to me
And the only thing we can agree on is that Johnny Depp is hot
So to her fanclubs I must ask to find someone a little more worthwhile to eyecandy:)
And i'm not jealous okay, she can dedicate all she wants:)
But i'm not jealous...i'm not, i'm really really not jealous:)

But the second paper was a big disaster
I am prepared to take normal tamil in Secondary 3 and 4
Because even if I do get above a B3, and there is really no chance of that
I don't want to take higher tamil next year and fail everything
So it will be normal tamil, definitely
And i'm not crying over it either because I do know what i'm good at

Another funny conversation:)

Siti: How many children do you want to have?
Me: I don't know
Siti: If you were working would you want to have children or would you want to work?
Me: Have children:D but I don't want to give birth to the children..
Siti: I want to adopt! Are you going to adopt?
Me: I don't know
Siti: Then just have a pet lah

YOHYOHYOH, I'M AWESOME! YAY! I OWN TWO GUYS IN RACING WHOOOOOO¬
(Siti typed that)

Speaking of jobs,
The Sec 4s going for career day is so, shocking
I, am going to join all the creative people in Singapore
Play Actors, Artists, Painters, Singers
And we, will put an end to all the things in Singapore that we don't like
Because creative people are there to change the world

We must neglect dressing properly
We must come to work dressed in hooded satanic robes one day,
And dressed as Paris Hilton the next day
And the world will say evil things, but we shall not mind
Because we would have done what deep down inside, they want to do what we are doing

But I do not want to be a television star
A would not mind a movie actress, or a talk-show host
But not a television star in Singaporean dramas
Singlish is actually a part of them
And i've been possessed so Singlish slips out of my mouth sometimes

Speaking of possessed
I had a nightmare the night before last
I was possessed by the devil
It included the thrashing around in bed and unnatural facial expressions
Something like in the exorcist, and then I jerked awake

It is raining now, how nice
But it's cold so it's not that nice
I ordered girl guides cookies and they are on my lap
Actually my dad wanted the cookies, he loves them
But I think they were very costly:(

Niveetha is trying to steal my tablet to play some stickman murder game
My tablet is too bright
Now it's better
I have a cold now, how saddening

Many abnormal conversations today
But they are all so very funny:)
This happened in note form

Siti: *sends post it note with lyrics of I'm Yours on it*
Nishan: *sends post it note with -.-" on it*

Then during recess Menakah does not want to admit she likes girls

Nishan: She's hot:D
Darsh: Britney Spears is very hot...
Menakah: Can you all talk about GUYS instead of GIRLS
Niveetha: You know! On America's got talant, there's this guy who sings EXACTLY like Britney spears, and he's hot!
Menakah: I said talk about GUYS not GAYS!!!

So when we got up to class
Haha, I just love freaking Menakah out pretending to be gay
Haha, I can act gay, but I cannot act bimbotic
But during geography I was acting gay and Soo Ching acted bimbotic
And it is so unlike Soo Ching
But it was funny

And when I act gay while sitting because Adelia
She feels as though she is sitting next to a Paris Hilton:)

Nishan: *comes out of class* Hey Menakah *hits on shoulder*
Menakah: *beats me*
Nishan: Oh my god, ow, I broke my nails
Menakah: *sees hamster, screams*
Nishan: Menakah, you've got to be a man *sits on table and crosses legs* you want to sit beside me? :D

And then she hit me countless times:(
And then after school
Nivethitha just loves plucking bark of trees
She just stops and meddles with some tree halfway
So I was walking with her and Shasha

Nishan: *talks about something, turns to see Nivethitha is not there*
Shasha: Nive stop plucking the bark off every tree!!!
Nivethetha: *Comes back*

I agree with Niveetha that Derrick Barry is hot:D
And he can sing just as well as Britney Spears:)
And and, did you know,I'm advertising for watsons:D

Theatres des Vampires - Lilith Mater Inferorum




Marilyn Manson- Tainted Love

"When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls has been playing for the whole day
Yes, it does not seem like the kind of song I would listen to
But the Pussycat Dolls are one of my favourite artistes:)
And I have just admitted that to the whole world..
Oh well

I did some Newspaper articles for english today
I feel accomplished
But the tamil composition is'nt finished yet
And I have no mood to finish it, how saddening
I've only done 2 paragraphs and I have no idea what to write

I've been watching The Secret Garden too
It's an endearing movie, and while reading the book I thought they should have had a movie
And they do, so that was nice:)
But I do not fall asleep while watching it, like I did during Titanic

I've reverted to my old style of blogging
Because my posts have been nonsensical for the past few times
But still, I love pirates:)
And I have nothing more to say
And I don't feel like doing this composition either

D:
Saddening, very:(

Ninja Facts

- Ninjas can divide by zero

- Ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them

- When ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down

- When it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja

- What ever ninjas touch turns to gold

- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.

- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry

- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..

- Ninjas make onions cry

- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club

- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.

- Bullets dodge ninjas

- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them

- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle

- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time

- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines

- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls

- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.

- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.

- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.

- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

But, I still think Pirates are better than Ninjas:)
And, Pirates have a nicer vocabulary
According to urbandictionary,

Pirates are

-Awesome

-Sea faring folk, often to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

-The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.

-The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.

-What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.

-A certain robbin hood of the seas.

So you see, pirates are better than ninjas:)

Pirates vs Ninjas

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.

Why I hate the government.

Why do you think the world does not have a common market? If we did have a common market, there would be no such thing as "Singapore's economy" or "America's economy". It would be "The Economy". The economy of the whole world. Prices will not rise, and money would not make the world go round as much.

Well, why? It's because people are stupid. Whenever I hear government people saying, "So that Singapore's economy can prosper, I honestly feel like slapping that person upside down. Well, Mr Lee, I want to say that you are old and dying and I think you have dementia because you don't realise how much other countries have helped you.

And oh, President Bush, you are very revolting. Though I find you adorable sometimes, I think you are just plain stupid because you only care for America and nothing else. If you used up a little more of the world's petroleum, I think we would have to start burning your mom to satisfy our need for fuel. Honestly, I hate the government. I feel like causing anarchy.

And parents. Where can I start. Well, with the fact that they are the one who made the babies and brought them into the world. Shut up about the government, I've already blamed them. If you know that you will have 12, 13, 14,24 hours then stop bringing babies into this world that you know you cannot be around for.

Try as hard as you can (no not to make babies, I know you do that very well which is why Singapore is clogged up with people. Really, it is. Lee just wants more people to have sex so he can videotape them and sell it as porn to developing nations because they need more kids. That is where 90% of Singapore's money comes from, of course it doesn't come from tourism) to work. But oh look, 10 seconds have passed and the prices havent gone up yet!

Oh wait they just did. Anyway, you could ask for the $5000 subsidies that the government gives you if you have kids. Maybe you'll get it by your 60th birthday, after all the negotiations of course. I mean, who doesnt want to part with all their money! (government) And one you've got that (oh shit the prices went up again) , it will buy you your meals for about 2 days because everything is goddamn expensive.

But of course, you can't go out because about 50 people are crammed into a one foot space. This is what the government plans after all. More people = More talent = More money. They could not take the population census because the calculator stopped working before it could finish calculating. But still, Singapore does not have natural resources. It has to use it's own human resources. In fact, some sad souls are burnt as fuel because they ran out financing Lee's Aircon.

Anyways, to encourage a higher birth rate, the government decides not to allow gay marriages. Because Married Gay People = Happy People = Less Kids. Well then, why should homosexuals serve their duty for National Service? You don't even grant them marriage. Do not be saddened by people migrating. Just know that you are the one at fault.

And if you make women serve National Service, I swear I'll make Jesse McCartney perform sado-masochism on you. How much do you think it costs for the entire arsenal, including armoury, for a single soldier in National Service? Now times that by the number of soldiers coming into National Service year after year. And now times that by 2 because there are roughly the same number of men as women. That is one big number.

And where do you get the money? From us civilians. You're going to have to set a tax on us for breathing (Government: We purify the airs!!!) I wonder how much you earn a year. Go live in a cardboard box.

This post is incredibly useless
I just had to rant..:(

"I just wish he would stop thinking that I'm cheating on him. Here, dry," and Hayley handed a washed plate to Jason. He grabbed a dry washcloth and wiped the dish, before stacking it on a rack.

"He's such an ass. Hiring a private investigator and all," he took another plate and dried it.

"Don't call him that, he's just over-protective. He knows we've been best friends since first grade. I just don't understand why he would think I'm cheating on him with you," she handed him a glass.

"And, I don't think I'll be dating a girl anytime soon." It had been five years since he had come out with his homosexuality. Having a gay best friend wasn't bad in any way. In fact, it made then all the more closer.

Hayley stayed silent. The kitchen door opened and Ryan stepped out. Anger was written on his boyish face. Jason stepped forward, dishcloth still in hand.

"It's not what you think! We're not washing dishes, we're having sex," he spoke in a sarcastic tone Hayley heard when he spoke to straight girls hitting on his boyfriends.

"Get out of my house."

"Dude, stop being such an ass. You know I'm gay, and Hayley is no guy. Why would I hit on her now when I've known her for more than 10 years, right when she's engaged to you."'

"Hayley get him out."

"Ryan you're being unreasonable. He's my best friend."

"The best friend you're sleeping with. Get him out." Hayley's eyes decreased into slits, and she spoke with the fury in a woman hell hath no.

"Don't insult me like that, Ryan. If this is what you think. Then fine," she threw the dishcloth and glass into the sink, took off her gloves, and walked out, eyes welling up with tears. Jason went after her, pressing his dishcloth to Ryan's chest on the way out.

He stared at the pair of them heading out the front door, his hand still holding the rag to his chest. Why did he even think that she was cheating on him? Was it because Mark had just lost his girlfriend to his brother, and found out that the pair had been sleeping together. Now what was he supposed to do? He could not bear to hurt Hayley any longer, and yet seeing them together was so frightening.

Ryan went to the sink and stared at the glass Hayley had been drying, he took it and continued with her work.

Happy Birthday Dad:)

Here I give a fantastic quote, courtesy of imnotokay.net and Gerard Way

Are you on our side and you want to be different or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?

I hate narrow-mindedness, really I do
And today's atmosphere was slightly sarcastic, with A. Indifference and B. Disinterest
But there was also C. Things that were pissing, D. Things that had to be thought and E. Thoughts that were not accepted
but F: Some people were really, I could not ask for better friends
I am not doing this because Marilyn Manson does
But I think people should take ideas, and challenge them

I don't accept something just because it has been delivered better than I can deliver it
So there
But I feel a little sorry for narrow-minded people
Seriously, open up that shell of yours and stop being like everybody else narrow-minded
Even if you want to be as typical, at least stop being so adamant about it

Mr Poon probably expected me to do some old English fantasy story for the essay
And , I took, and was the only one who took, the last question, the argumentative essay
The topic was
"There is too much violence on television. Do you agree"
And I disagreed, well I disagree in real life too:)
Mr Poon might not even be that surprised
I've given him everything from scientific terms, to Shakespearean English, to poem-dialogues in essays

But, the second paper for English was fine
Except that it was tedious to find the answers
Very very tedious..
But I had some times left and I finished a story about Danny the Boy
I wrote it out on spare paper, with my left hand:D

And I figured today, I should start from square one
Two steps forward, 3 steps back:)

Miss Jean was listening to this song during Computer Studies
And I cannot understand why it's such a romantic one
D:
This, and Sexy Love are some of the most touching songs i've listened to:(

Ne-Yo
Because of You

Yesterday I was watching Titanic
And then I slept, untill 9
I woke up, and continued till the scene when Rose jumps off the lifeboat
Because she could not leave Jack on the ship
And then I fell asleep again at 11.30
And slept till morning:D

I watched "The Universe-Cosmic Apocalyse" yesterday
I find the ending of the universe, well it's about 40, 50, or 60 cosmological decades later
But I find it very sad because one day black holes will rule the universe
And in this stage, time actually slows down
And when it does slow down, it will really take a trillion years for one thought to take shape
Which is so sad:(

But if a fluctuation takes place another universe might be created
Which gives a chance that there might be other universes
And in the future, if the descendents can bring together enough energy to open a portal to another universe
We might be able to survive forever:)

Tomorrow is the English paper
How saddening, exams are here already
I have a bad feeling:(
But there is absoulutely nothing to study for english
Unless you want to memorise the format for letter writings

So I think i'll go back to sleep today
In fact I want to sleep now
But it's CS, and my head is already on the table while typing this
And i'm typing with one hand
Oh I just sneezed:(

And
Adelia is the lamest blame guy on earth
She cuts bamboo with pliers
And she smacked me on the stomachD:
Niveetha and Me have finished the Mechanical Toy:D
Now all that is left is the painting of the snowpeople and tree

Adelia and me were writing on paper again:)
So i'll show the world how gay she is by uploading the scans
Yesterday during CME we were doing Magic
Because Katty left her white gloves unattended
And we stole them
We showed Siti, and all she could say was "what the-?"

Yes, I think we can all agree that Adelia is gay
and I must thank Keerthana because she always gives me tissue paper:)
D:

I SAW THE SQUIRREL AGAIN
It was really really cute!
While going home it was playing in the trees
And then it was adorable
So I'm inspired to create a blog post like I did a long long time ago

I think tamil lesson was really funny today
Before the lesson I snuck off to the toilet to wash my face
Which helped because I find tamil to be quite boring
We were doing Listening Comphrehension today so after answering all the questions I put my head on the table
And Mr Muthi accused me of sleeping

And then he asked "Do you sleep like this in English Class"
So Jayashree said, "But it's fun there"
He asked us how he was supposed to make the lesson fun
He made me count the papers so he said
"Nishanthini, count the papers fun-ly"
And then Darshini raised her hand to go to the toilet

Mr Muthi: Men must learn how to control themselves
Darshini: But teacher, I woman
Mr Muthi: *asks the rest of the class* is this fun?

But it was really ridiculously retarded
But funny:)
Then after going to return some stupid library book I regret borrowing
I went back to class for geography
And I don't think I need to elaborate on that...
Then it was Literature and we learnt about Act 5 Scene 5 where Lady Macbeth sleepwalks.

And, I feel like going for plastic surgery
Taking the baby fat from my cheeks and putting it under my eyes so they won't be that sunken
And my face won't be ridiculously round
But I have nothing to say anymore
D:
I'm at home with the aircon on wrapped in the 1001 blankets and comforters I have on my bed
My parents got this new wireless thing that is supposed to be faster than the old, stupid wireless
So i'm going to play runescape now:)

Danny was a boy, who never listened to his mother when she told him not to play after the sun had set. One day, an evil ghost sneaked behind him, and witched him to a magic land furthur than you can imagine. And Danny was lost.

"On the left I see a waterfall, and on the right I see a great oak. Maybe the Great Oak will help me."

And Danny crossed the river, and crossed the ditch, and crossed the meadow, till he reached the Great Oak.

The Great Oak looked him up and down, and saw that he was lost.

"Great Oak will you help me find my way?"

And the Great Oak said, "If I am to, tell me what to do."

"If I were to find my way
And get back home quick
I think with all my might
A favour would do the trick"

And the Great Oak said, "Go left five steps, and turn right, walk two steps and you will see the Great Pine. The Great Pine will help you find your way."

So Danny went left five steps, turned right, walked two steps, and met the Great Pine.

The Great Pine looked him up and down, and saw that he was lost.

"Great Pine, will you help me find my way?"

And the Great Pine said, "If I am too, tell me what to do."

"If I were to find my way
And get back home quick
I think with all my might
A favour would do the trick"

And the Great Pine said, "Walk three steps right, and three steps forward. Then turn left, and you will see King Mouse of the Mice. King Mouse of the Mice Kingdom will help you.

And Danny went to find the great Mouse of the Mice Kingdom. On his way there, he met Fleece, a baby goat. And Fleece was crying, for he too had lost his way.

So Danny said, "Don't cry Fleece. Follow me and we shall find King Mouse of the Mice Kingdom together."

And so Fleece went with Danny, and found King Mouse of the Mice Kingdom.

And King Mouse of the Mice Kingdom looked them up and down, and saw that they were lost.

And Danny said, "King Mouse of the Mice Kingdom, will you help us find our way?"

And King Mouse of the Mice Kingdom said, "If I am too, tell me what to do."

"If we were to find my way
And get back home quick
I think with all my might
A favour would do the trick"

But King Mouse said, "The Cat Kingdom has been attacking the Mice Kingdom. Kill King Cat of the Mice Kingdom and bring me his paws. Then I will help you find your way."

Author's Note/
I have no idea how to continue the story:(

I feel a mess today
This is so saddenning
I did'nt even feel like coming to school
Because I was feverish yesterday
And i'm feverish today
So with my feverish skin and panda eyes
I look like a zombie

I really feel like crying now
Because it's so stupid for there to be homework and tests and exams
I mean, can't we just enjoy being young
Because twenty years ago the choldren and teenagers were catching spiders
And now I am down here in school in geography lesson typing this stupid stupid thing

AND NOW MR SIAW SAYS THAT THOSE WHO WENT FOR THE GEOGRAPHY TRIP WILL DIE BECAUSE WE HAVE CHICKENGUNYA I DON'T KNOW WTSHEET HE IS TALKING ABOUT
Singapore wants to be a transport hub
Because they have nothing better to do
HAH HAH
D:

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is so retarded
Kanasai
For a transort system to be good it must be fast
LIKE DUH LAH
Then it will take me 50000000 years to come from home to school and back and halfway I will die of chickengunya wtsheet is that
OF COURSE PEOPLE DON'T WALK FORM JURONG TO CRESCENT ARE YOU STUPID?????
By the time you reach school it will be 12 midnight

My panda pencil case is paralysed
MTR is the new MRT
More terrible retareds
Transport systems must be excellent people-movers
Then you'll get squished and then get stuck like mosquiotos then the NMA or whatever environmental agencies will kill you
This is really retarded
If you read this, you have no life
Like me

Love,
the zombie

"Hayley, could I tell you something?"

Ryan looked at the eyes of this amazing girl in front of him. The best thing that had happened to him and the only reason why he woke up in the morning and went to sleep at night. He knew she liked him, so why was this so hard? Just three words, 'I', 'Love', and 'You'. And maybe he would add a 'Hayley' at the back so it became 'I love you, Hayley'. No, too cheesy. Jeez.

"I...er...."

She was staring at him now. He mentally slapped himself for not combing his hair well that morning. Just do it, you're going to do it anyway, so do it now. Do what? I forgot what I was going to tell her. Oh yeah, 'I love you'. Or was it 'I love you, Hayley'. Me stared at my hands.

"I love..er.."

Now she was smiling. Was she taunting him? He didn't dare look at her anymore.

"Ryan, do you love me?"

"What? Huh?"

"Do you love me?"

"I think so..." Ryan thought he was a dumbass, couldn't he give a better reply?

"I really think so...." What an improvement. But Hayley hugged him anyway.

"Then I love you too, dumbass". She called him a dumbass, but she said she loved him too. And she had given him a hug. Ryan loved her hugs, warm, but not too friendly, always loving. He hugged her back.

"Fear ye eat the head and leave the brains for fleeting, passing, uncaring Jules when you could wretch them out from thy nose."

"I fear thee fear ye own brains. Fetch me a hook, chimmy!."

"Fetch thy own hook if you think thee capable of such deeds."

"Curse ye legs to an eternity of no use, my friend. And damn your mouth to be the equivalent of your mother's."

Author's note/

Since the world has not used such English in about 400 years I shall elaborate:)
It is about a rather mentally-challenged heathen named Dickon
He is employed by a rich Quaker called Jules
And his job as a fisherman, is to catch fish for the Quaker family
And he is speaking to his friend Michael

What went on was that Michael could not understand why Dickon used such a tedious method to catch the fish from the ponds
What Dickon did was to wade in the water and attempt to stop them in their paths with his hands
Quite stupid indeed
So in the first statement Michael used a metaphor

"Fear ye eat the head and leave the brains for fleeting, passing, unloving, Jules"
Means "I am afraid you harm yourself by using such a stupid method, just so you can give the good portion of what you reap to Jules."
And Dickon, being dreadfully mentally-challenged, thinks Jules is asking him to murder someone
And he is so shocked and disappointed, he is about to murder Michael for even suggesting that
Which shows how stupid he is, because he is about to do the same thing he was fussed about never doing

So in the second statement, he asks him to "Fetch a hook" so he can pull Michael's brains out in revenge for asking him to murder someone
And in the third statement
Well, a hook is used at the end of a fishing line
So Michael think that Dickon is asking him to fetch a hook

But Michael feels that he should not be helping Dickon any more, as he came up with the idea in the first place
So he asks him, quite rudely, to get his own hook if he is capable of changing his ways
And in the last statement
Dicken curses him to become paralysed, and to speak like his mother
And being mentally-challenged, he does not know that Michael's mother is a well-respected woman who happens to be a regular at Paris's social scene
And he does not realise that Michael, unfortunately, is indeed paralysed from the waist down

Tweedledeeand-tweedledum has been updated:)
And I lightened the mood for the story New Earth because I thought everything was too sad
So I put a dwarf in the story, how delightful:)

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Sleepy..:(

Thinking about September 11 does sadden me a little
Because it reminds me that there are evil people in the world, doing evil things
And that makes me want to treasure life all the more
Because I might not have many days left
I keep putting myself down, and I should'nt
And I keep thinking badly of others
Who knows, maybe one day I would'nt come to school
And the next day, and the next day
Maybe one of my friends won't, maybe one of my favourite teachers won't

Maybe i'll turn on the BBC to see that a train station had been bombed
Maybe one of my favourite singers, actors, or writer said they have ended their career
Skylines and turnstiles, there's no maybe in that
I don't have anything to say to the Americans who lost their lives on September 11
And I don't have anything more to say now, except that I wish their souls well

Such a half-day blog post
But a blog post nonetheless:)
So I took the train to school today
And it's shocking because walking from the MRT station to school
Seems more tiring than walking from home to school
And my home is near delta, which is much further

Anyways, I came to school on time
Which the class was preparing to leave I rushed in
And then went to the parade square
And Adelia asked me to0 help her take the attendance because she wasn't wearing spectacles or contact lenses and she couldn't see

Then D&T
Me and Niveetha are almost done with our project
The snowman thing, people think we're very good and fast
But actually, and according to Niveetha, we have to do "weirdo" things to make it that way
But the wire still gets stuck, so there's still work to do on it
I used a hand-drill:D

Then the teacher was very weird
He kept talking about how some things should be done first
And he used the metaphor of an Aeroplane
"If you make you aeroplane properly, it will fly. But since your aeroplane is not made properly, it cannot fly!"
And he kept saying "It cannot fly! It cannot fly!"
Which was quite funny..

Tweedledeeand-tweedledum has been updated as well
:)

I'll start from English lesson
Now, as I said I would
I did write my composition in 15th Century Dialogues
But, I got a mixed response from Mr Poon
He said on one side it was a brilliant piece of work blah blah blah
And then he said than on the other side, its too complex for the marker and it would be unwise to write like that in exams

Well, he said it was brilliant so..
:D
And the new English teacher
The one with the blue shirt came to our class and since we had to get 3 signatures on our composition, he marked mine too
And then he turned to me and asked "You're a lit student aren't you?"

How funny
Then another one
During CME
Mdm Yeoh was talking about some king and his friend
The friend was this very positive person
And for everything he would say "This is good!"
Then Xue Ling said,
And I quote

Xue Ling: Then his mother die also say "this is good"
Which drove Me, and Adelia more so into laughing fits
We had to write things that made up happy
And my list, was huge
I had..

Literature, Fine Art, Buying things, No panda eyes, Sleeping, Green Tea IceCream, Writing, Cartoons, Marilyn Manson, World Peace, Reading Books, Shakespaere, Talkative people, noisy people, Youtube Videos,Not-messy hair, Intelligent things,
And I spelled "World Peace" as "World Peach"
Then Mdm Yeoh moved on to ask us what bothered us, and I said I didn't know what to be when I grew up
And she gave me the simplest answer
Which was to not think about it

And then she moved on to say
"I think Nishan should be a writer, or a debater, or a dramatist, or orator. You should be a journalist"
Which is what honestly everybody tells me
And I want to be a writer and play actor, and scriptwriter, and playwright
But then I don't want to be a journalist because you will have to go to dangerous places
And I want to have a simple, really undramatic life
Maybe the undramatic part isn't that correct but I don't want to risk going to war zones and such

My mother told me I should never be a teacher, or psychologist
She says I don't know how to treat others well
It might not seem that way
But I do know I am rather pampered compared to others
Which is fine, it's okay
Basically for the first few years of my life I was taken care of by my grandmother because my parents had to work
And for the rest of my life I was taken care of by nannies and maids because my parents had to work
So this is why I'm so pampered:D

And the maths test today was fine as well
Normally I say the maths tests are fine and I fail everything
But then it really was, I did all the questions
And maybe I can get an 18, or a 19 out of 20
That would be nice:)

And for publicity's sake
I shall publicise my new blog
Tweedledeeand-tweedledum.blogspot.com
It's where all my stories are
And the latest one is inspired by Terminator3
Something I have never attempted before

If you would like to comment you'll have to use the blogger comment function, and do comment
As your name or as Bobo or as anonymous or anything
Because I'm lacking feedback in my work and I thought this was a good way to get feedback
And one more thing,
Niveetha is very sick-minded
Boo her

I did'nt sleep yet
In fact i'm eating my dinner now
I'll sleep later
I've been trying to write but I have no inspiration
I'm watching Macbeth videos

The Reduced Shakespeare Company is really funny
Watch this, it's hilarious:)

They're doing not much but making fun of the scots
Rolling their "R"s like there's no tomorrow
But it is funny:)

I've got to bring Nuggets for a walk later
Yesterday when I was trying to sleep he came into my room and slept at the foot of my bed
And this morning he woke me up by licking my face
I would love to have a pet cat
I'm confident it and Nuggets would'nt quarrel too much

And after seeing Twiggy Ramirez keep a cat
A cat seems like such a fine pet
But I'm certain too, I could'nt take good care of it
And Mother is terrified of cats so I cannot:(

I have decided to write plays
But here is write in a literal sense,
I don't feel like typing them out so i've scanned them here
And I made my handwriting nice:)






I will post up a summary in due time
And post it on mibba.com
For now, this is all I have, and a bit more

I could'nt sleep at all last night
Just lay there staring at the ceiling before I fell asleep at around 3
Which makes utterly no sense because i'm so tired in school
So I hope I sleep well today

Anyways, Niveetha wanted to see how pretty Marilyn Manson's ex-wife Dita Von Teese was
So here she is

Dita

And Dita with Marilyn

That is such a beautiful picture

But it's a pity she and Marilyn Manson ended the marraige

Apparently she tried to make Marilyn change his ways

But, I would'nt know

She's a burlesque dancer/stripdancer

And she is really really pretty

So moving on
Yesterday it was raining

and we were in class

And suddenly there was this really loud clap of thunder and everyone startled

And I grabbed Adelia's arm

Because i'm a scaredy cat

And I found out that no matter how open minded a teacher might seem, they always are narrow minded

I got marked on my English Essay for "Strong Language"
But, I do not use "hell" or "damn" in a context that bring it to be strong language

But of course, "Hell" in "Go to Hell" and "Hell" in "I would rather kill myself and be condemned to hell, than stay in the same room as that woman" have same meanings

Still, I don't understand what teachers are trying to do sometimes

Because in our Literature Unseen Prose, the world "Hell" was included
So not it seems as if it is fine if we learn it, but not fine if we use it

Well then I dare you mark this
Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell

I finished all the math homework in school today
So I can revise for the math test tomorrow
And then sleep early
I really need sleep
I don't want to have panda eyes

Xue Ling was funny today:)
Her, and her rendition of Bleeding Love
Since she sits diagonally to the front of me, she just walks past my table from the back
Singing "I don't care what they say, i'm in love with you"
In this very loud low voice and it was so funny

And I promised her I would tag on her blog and I have not
I will now:)

I cannot believe it
I have given it up
Finally, and I cannot tell you how nice it is
To not feel like some desperate woman on the roof
I'm over thee
And it feels, awesome

So now, I don't need to hold back any longer
For fear of scaring anyone away
I feel happy

I have finished, a lot of tamil homework
But I have not finished, all of them
So what on earth am I doing here?
Not doing homework..
:(

This is bad, very bad
I feel fat
And I am, and for once, I actually care
I cannot wait for mass runs again, and I just said that

Anyways, school is reopening tomorrow and it will be nice to see everybody once again
I've seen a few of them on Saturday but not all
And I miss some people more than i'd like to admit
I will probably have my head on a ridiculous platter tomorrow
For if I don't complete my tamil homework Mr Muthi will kill me

Life has been good for me though
Besides the fact that the holidays have been wearing
I have done alot
And yes eaten alot
D:
Dumbledore is sleeping alot nowadays
And he no longer waits for me with his nose through the bars of his cage so that I will give him food
He's fatter than me though:)

Music Shuffle Survey
Put your music player on shuffle. Click -Next Song- for every question and write it down.

What does next year have in store for me?
I don't like the drugs (but the drugs like me) -Marilyn Manson

What does your love life look like?
Epiphany-Sweeney todd Soundtrack

What do I say when life gets hard?
You And Me And The Devil Makes 3- Marilyn Manson

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Iron Man- Ozzy Osbourne

What do you want as a career?
Honey This Mirror Is'nt Big Enough For The Both Of Us- My Chemical Romance

Your favorite saying?
The Way I Are- Timbaland Ft. Keri Hilson

What do you think of your parents?
Raven(Under The Black Raven's Wings) -Tvangeste

Where would you go on a first date?
They Say That Hell's Not Hot- Marilyn Manson

Drug of choice?
Down With The Sickness- Disturbed

Describe yourself.
Thriller- Michael Jackson

What is the thing I like doing most?
Dances With Satan- Theatres Des Vampires

The song that best describes the president?
Slept So Long- The Vampire Lestat

How will I die?
This Is Halloween- Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack

The song that will be played at your funeral?
It's Not A Fashion Statement It's a Fucking Deathwish- My Chemical Romance

The song you'll put as the subject?
I'm Your's- Jason Mraz

This makes no sense
But I think it's not supposed to...
Not supposed to make any sense

I had to go back to school today for the Open House
Which did not look very much like an open house, but was an open house nonetheless
Me, and Ger Keerthana and NIvethitha and Niveetha and Darshini and Jayashree, and a few others
We had to give IQ puzzles, to the little Primary 5 kids
Now, they are little Primary 5 kids, it must have been 8 free CIP hours you would think
No, not at all

They were so...I cannot find a better word...
Mean
They were so rude
And I was there just doing what I could do and enduring the loud noises and banging
Well, they are kids, but they are very very mean
Although some of them were really very intelligent
They were the rare few that amazed me

For their age, very disturbing were the swear words
I should have counted how many times they used the word Shit
And yes motherfucker slipped out of one of their mouths
Now, if I can keep my mouth shut and not use words like that so often i'm sure they can too, especially at their age
I would love to write a story that said

I fucking woke up one fucking morning and stared at the fucking sun before closing the fucking curtains that fucking dopeshow bitch sold me. Then I fucking dragged my ass down the stairs and tripped so I fucking got up and said

"Fuck"

My mom fucking saw me and she said

"Morning, dumbass"

I whipped out my middle finger at her, and then I took out my fucking cereal and the fucking thing spilled fucking honeystars all over my fucking pyjamas. Fuck this.

I don't think I'm in a position to say anything now
But I remember talking to Anne once
Anne is my penpal from Norway
And we were debating about porn, whether it was right or not
Well, I think its fine to watch porn
I don't watch porn, I have seen those pornographic advertistments but I don't watch it
I have watched though, movies rated M-18 for Sexual Content

Some might consider some fanfictions and stories to have adult content
I read tons of them, rated NC-17 yes
So if I'm reading porn, I think so be it
Because those writers, are really brilliant
But, I am not writing any sex scenes now though

Once upon a time, in a place that was far away, further than you could imagine, there was a land with horses, rabbits, ponies, squirrels, and all animals enchanted. They had one language, and everybody understood everyone else, so all was well in the enchanted forest they lived in.

The forest was big, very big. And there were so many different trees, colours, shapes, and sizes. It was so big, and the trees were so different, that you could not spot two identical ones unless you walked for a mile from the first. But the animals wished the forest would have pretty waterfalls, and rainbows, and statues like all the other enchanted forests in the land.

And one of those animals, was the stag Theodore. He wasn't like other stags, because unlike any other stag, he was a pretty light-blue. But all the animals loved his colour, and he was famous among them. Everybody wanted his fur-care secrets because his coat was so shiny, and he was loved. He too wanted waterfalls, and rainbows, and statues. But he was different, as he knew magic, and how to cast spells.

So one day he went into the enchanted forest, and found a nice place to have a waterfall. He saw a yellowbird flying by, and as it crossed the spot, he scraped his horn on a tree, and the bird died and became a waterfall. He was happy with his work, and so were the other animals. And so, from that day the forest was called the Enchanted Forest, with the waterfall.

On the second day, he went into the the enchanted forest again, and he found that beside the waterfall, there had to be a rainbow. He saw a blackbird flying by, and as it crossed the spot, he scraped his horn on a tree, and the blackbird died, before becoming a rainbow. Theodore was happy with his work, and the other animals were too. So from that day, the forest was called the Enchanted Forest, with the waterfall and rainbow.

On the third day, he went to the forest. And he found a good place to put a statue, beside the rainbow and waterfall. Just then, a bluebird flew past. It cried at the stag's hooves, and accused Alvin of killing his brothers. Alvin did not know what to do, and he bowed his head and cried. But he did not have to think, for the bluebird could cast spells. And in the blink of an eye, there was the statue on the riverbank, beside the waterfall and the rainbow.

But the forest was not named the Enchanted Forest, with the waterfall, rainbow, and statue, because no one in the enchanted land could talk anymore. They had all become statues, and so had the bluebird, and it stood at the hooves of a pretty, stone stag. But the bluebird could cry. And blue tears would drip out of its eyes and down it's beak, until one day when humans could not imagine anymore, and the forest disappeared forever.

Lest We Forget,York

A city not unlike Victorian England. To New Yorkers nowadays, it had never existed. But for one man, it's a nightmare all too true.

Long long before America was discovered by Christopher Columbus, it was discovered by Gregorian islanders. When America was discovered, they hid themselves, in trees, plants, animals, anything they could take posession of. Those who had not, or could not master the magic took refuge in caves. Now, they want their country back.

Chapter 1

"A pill to make you numb...
A pill to make you dumb"

Something to get me out of this world, get me on a high. What that? Over there? Teenagers, laughing, scaring me. They don't leave me alone. Where's the mirror, and i'll tell you why. My face is different. Heavy eyelashes, round face, small mouth. They call me elfin, they call me doll-like, I call it Gregorian. I'll wear a mask. I'll wear some gloves. I'll wear a coat, I'll wear what I love.

I walk out onto the street, and the kids yell "Hey, mister! You dropped something!" I turn back, and it's my right glove. She runs to pick it up, I run to pick it up, and we collide. She sees my ring, and she recognises the man on the street wearing the coat and mask. She calls her friends.
I call mine, but I don't have any. They beat me senseless this time and leave me there because i'm a freak.

I wake up at 5 and cannot move. The sun is coming out. I cannot face the light, it will hurt. The pain, though not enough to kill me, will kill me all the same. You were from a perfect world, a world that spit on my name. The sun slowly comes out, I must go home. I grab the curb with my hand and pull. My legs hinder more than help and I get into the front door. I cannot go any further and the sun is already halfway up. I reach for the window and pull on the cord, the shutters close.

As it closes a new light fills the house. And from it, came real people. People that were just like me, the beautiful people, with heavy eyelashes, round faces, and small mouths. They gave me medicine, and I felt almost human again. But it did'nt matter, because my people were back, and there was meaning behind their smiles once again.

I have developed a code to encode my blog posts in
I won't be encoding alot of them, just a few
Well I have nothing better to do
During the holidays I don't talk to anyone, and I rarely go out
So I stay at home and write and imagine and everything I imagine I put here
Here's something simple
Let me just put it here

ISA -ON H-D AT- VHH EIO -SM N-E OCW TOO HDR IEK N-' GIS -S- T-U OUN -SD SEO ALN YEE -S- -S-

Well, I did go to Jurong East Library
And I did get some books
But none about Lewis Carrol
I've read Alice's Adventures in Wonderland too many times
Only one about Shakespeare, the only one where nothing was summarised
Because, libraries in Singapore, like everything in Singapore, only cater the majority of the population

Well, Mdm Yeoh, after showing us a dramatic clip about how Singapore had moved on and all the other big, little things it did
And then she asked us who wanted to migrate and I raised up my hand
Well, people might think that my answer does not make sense
I wanted to migrate because I did'nt feel at home here
I don't understand the attitudes of Singaporeans at all

Everything here does not make sense to me
And, I go back to the case about libraries
They cater to the majority of the population, everything does
Well, basically they save money by getting things that the majority of the population could use, and neglect those that only a small part of us do
And that does not only apply to Literature

Half the books i'm interested in and I read I get them at speciality bookstores and online stores
And Marilyn Manson has inspired me to be a screenwriter
So now, i've lost complete interest in becoming a zookeeper
And my choices are, to be a Shakespeare scholar, a playactor, a screenwriter, and philosopher
So I think that's the way I will go
Because dad tells me that I have to settle on what I want to be

But, enough about me,
I researched more on Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carrol
And, Marilyn Manson tells us it's not going to be so much of a horror movie
But more of a psychological movie
I will help you
It means, it's not a screamer

A screamer is something like, The Ring
Shock the people, not scare them
But, since it's a psychological movie
You'll be scared by the things you imagine, because of the things you see
What you don't see is the scariest he says

Marilyn also said he would be the first to use a new camera, and that he's going to go all the way to make the film, even if it means doing things that are illegal
But i'm not so certain the movie will be permitted in Singapore theatres when it does come out
Once example, the twins Tweedledee and Tweedledum, which are two characters
Will be played by two real twins, who will be having real sex that will be filmed and used for the movie
Pray tell me how conservative Singaporeans will allow that
Nevertheless, I will watch that movie

And I watched Constantine yesterday
It was fine
One thing though, I love Gabriel's home
And, I will live in a home like that when I get older:)

I figured you were mine when the vodka bottle ran dry.

"Here lies Narcissa Von Teare, wife, mother, sister, friend-"

"Adulteress, lier, witch, and whore."

Her husband had just left the mortal world. He had drunk himself to death, such a drunkard he was, and left her a widow. She was driven mad by grief, and at the expense of her final hope of happiness ended the adulterous relationship with Andrew, the town bartender.

He thought of this , and as he thought longer his thoughts became more sinister. He resorted for a way to see her, even if it meant forcing his dearly beloved to come to the bar every day. He made her an alchoholic. It was the only way he could avoid suspicion from the townsfolk. They could not blame him, he worked there. Neither could they blame her, they thought she was there to mourn her husband.

The day she died, was a month from her husband's own death. She died in the bar itself, at the same time, and at the same spot. Disgusting really, the death. So Andrew threw her into the slaughterhouse dump, where all the dead and rotting pigs lay, with the bones of those that had been ground to make fresh meat. With them she differed in no way he thought.

And the day after, as the butcher was cleaning the rotting mess, he found the woman. The people only felt sorrier for her. Poor dear, never of a stable mind, she must have drunk so deeply and fallen into the pit, died unable to get out. They made her funeral just as her she made her husband's, red rose wreath on the mahogany coffin and all, and laid her to rest beside him.

As for Andrew, it was the first, and last relationship he had ever had with a woman. He lived to a ripe old age. It was forty years later he was cast out of the town, a pedophile. He lived for twenty more years on the town borders, kidnapping all the young boys and girls who wandered too far from home.

Their ashes he threw into the slaughterhouse meat holding room in the dead of night, poisoning the very food the people ate. Stopping only when he tripped one day, and was ground up in the machine with all the other pigs, made into the dinner they served at the bar that night, to a woman named Narcissa.