Glücklicher Geburtstag Bill und Tom Kaulitz

You guys are twenty now
I know you two were jealous when Tokio Hotel went to Las Vegas and only Georg could get into the casinos
Now you only have one year left to wait
Ich Liebe Dich, and your album Humanoid will turn out epic

I think the Count in Nosferatu is the cutest vampire in the world
Except for Edward Cullen
But still, he's so creepy and gothic and evil and so cool
I want to look like him

Goodbye DJ AM
Although I only loved your Travis Barker collaborations
You were an awesome DJ
Rest in Peace

Happy Birthday Michael
You would have turned 51 today
I hope you're resting peacefully up there
I love and really respect you
Thank you for everything you've done

Got the result slip yesterday
And I failed 4 out of 8 subjects tested
I have nobody but myself to blame
Thank you mom and dad, for understanding, and not yelling at me for my marks or anything
You guys know I hate failing anything and I promise, this end of years I will do well and make you guys proud

My mother came for the talk for parents
And she said it was good
It was nice for me also, although they didn't let students in
So me and Zi Qi and Jie'r sat outside the PAT until 9 pm talking and fangirling and waiting for our parents
Jie'r has influenced me to listen to The Gazette now

The school is very quiet at night
But it wasn't that quiet yesterday because the NPCCs were having a campfire
The school's very creepy at night also because Crescent has a lot of ghost stories
And barely any of the lights were on

Also, that woman actually dared to smile at me and my mother
I told my mother about her all the way to the car and she agrees that that woman is a horrible teacher
I mean the whole world agrees after all
>:(

Anyways, Agnes is watching Final Destination 4
And I want to watch it also but unfortunately, it's M18
I can't wait for the DVD this time because in theatres, it's 3D
And I want to see people rest in pieces in 3D
Bloody hell:(

I have not thing to post about cause life is depressing
But anyways, I started a new play.

Scene opens showing a deserted street next to three apartment blocks with papers, rubbish, dirt all over. An overflowing trash can is at the side. A “Missing Person: Offering $5000 if not found” poster is on one wall and on the other end, a “Wanted Kidnapper: Rewarding Eternal Peace if found” poster is on the other. A young woman, Gayle, is sweeping the rubbish off her doorstep with a broom and onto her neighbor’s. A man, Frank, walks into the scene smoking a cigarette and stops to read the “Wanted” poster.

Gayle: They never pay up. Don’t even bother.

She opens her house door and goes inside it carrying the broom. Closes door behind her. The door of another apartment block opens and another young lady, Emily, steps out of it carrying a broom. She proceeds to start sweeping all the rubbish on her doorstep to Gayle’s doorstep. Frank walks over to the Missing Person poster and starts reading it.

Frank: If not found?

Emily: Some people are better left lost, Mister. Finishes sweeping the rubbish onto Gayle’s doorstep and picks up a watercan to water the dead flowers in a flowerpot. What’s a well-dressed man like you doing on a street like this anyway? If you’re a spy, you’re not very undercover you know.

Frank: I’m not…

Emily: Well I’m glad you know…

Frank: I mean, I’m not a spy. I’m Frank Arthur Holds out his hand for a handshake

Emily: Puts watercan down and shakes his hand awkwardly Emily Black. You’re a weird guy.

Frank: I’ve been told. But my friends call me Frank.

Emily: What does your wife call you?

Frank: I don’t have a wife. Never married, never tried.

Emily: I see…

Short pause. Frank sits down on the steps of Emily’s apartment block. She sits down beside him.

Emily: What are you doing here anyway?

Frank: A real-estate agent promised us a good deal on an apartment here. He was supposed to meet me here. I guess I’m early.

Emily laughs loudly

Frank: Laughs along. What's so funny?

Emily: And I thought no one would actually want to live here! Wipes a tear You’re mentally stable aren’t you?

Frank: I doubt I am. But what’s wrong with here? This seems like a nice place, from what I’ve seen.

They stare at each other for a while

Emily: I don’t think you are. Besides, everyone who lives here is insane anyway…

Frank: What do you mean?

Emily: OCD spreads like the flu. We have vaccinations for the seasonal demonic possession. Good old Arthur from that block would treat them nods towards right side of stage but who exorcises the exorcist? He was one of the longest lasting. Died about five months after he started speaking backwards.

Frank: I'm...a pentecostal.

Emily: Keep telling yourself that, Mr Frank Arthur, and you'll be just fine.

Panic! at the Disco's video for New Perspective is out
I missed their old style, and this is closer to that
The song's so nice, and Brendon and Spencer can work those the Men in Black costumes so well I almost died
And the photo op collection at the end, so cute

Cinema Bizarre's album Bang was released on iTunes today
So this means, its Bangday
And all the little freaks in the world shall come celebrate together
If my computer wasn't being gay, I would download everything
And I will download everything, soon
I need to find the video when they talked with Miyavi as soon as possible
It's so important to me, and Jie'r too

I'm starting to hate Literature because of you
But I won't hate it
Cause I realized I can never hate Literature and you will never make me no matter how horrible my marks are, and I can only hate you instead
So go fuck a toaster and turn it on
>:(

Cinema Bizarre's album BANG! is coming out tomorrow
August 25th omg
And they mentioned Miyavi on Twitter
They said:

Wir hatten ein Interview mit Miyavi letztes Jahr wenn ihr wissen wollt, was passiert ist, schaut in die neue Ausgabe der ROCK NOW! Kiss/Play

Direct English translation:

We had an interview with Miyavi last year when you know want, what happened, look on the new edition of the ROCK NOW! Kiss/Play

The original version of Desolation Row was better than I expected it to be
Even better than the My Chemical Romance one



I can see why Gerard would call Death Before Disco the best song they ever wrote
It's a nice anti-party party anthem, but I don't kid
It's not their best:(
The Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge album, was their best

I think I almost died
Cause Tokio Hotel's song Automatic, from their New Album Humanoid
And Bill's voice and Tom's guitar and Georg's Bass and Gustav's Drumming are electric
ELECTRIC I TELL YOU
Bill looks so hot in the picture by the way

Before it's too late



Happy Birthday Strify<3
Best thing today was watching Queen videos on youtube during Angklung And helping Fart with her play
Other than that, the day sucked Kris

Teachers are assholes
Most of them

I can't get over how hot Adam's makeup and dressing is in this video



And seeing him almost cry in Black and White is so heartbreaking yet adorable
He deserves everything good that has ever happened to him

I'm quite a retard
My tweet about American Idol when I said



Was featured on the entertainment website breakingtweets.com
Here http://www.breakingtweets.com/entertainment/2009/07/31/kara-dioguardi-returning-idol-paula-abdul-still-working-on-deal/
Third box down from the top
It's quite nice:) Ozzy Osbourne should be a judge
I mean, Sharon's judging on America's Got Talant after all
And whatever David Hasselhoff can do, Ozzy can do better

Happy Birthday Ratna, fellow Glambert:D
I still remember arguing with you during OBS and winning every time
But that has stopped, or rather, decreased mostly since Adam has come into our lives
We have converted so many closet Glamberts
And thank you for forcing me to do Emath and Amath, since I hate math



Happy Birthday Madonna, Queen of Pop and Queen of Fashion
You're our last hope for Good Music
Besides Ozzy and Marilyn
Please take care, and don't overwork yourself with your 2 hour workouts every day
You're Sticky and Sweet tour is going awesome
Love you



And, Elvis, King of Rock and Roll
It's your death anniversary but you're still as alive as ever
I hope it's nice up there in heaven and you're having a great time with Freddie and Michael
I don't really know you're music, but you're an amazing person with an amazing personality
Thank you for everything

Went out with Geraldine today
Haven't seen that dodo for so long
She's changed cause she doesn't eat slowly anymore, and she ate more than me
So I can't bully her for that any more:(
We visited her mother's boutique Rel Concept
I got a shirt

It's such a cute place, and her parents were so nice
It's at #04-14A City Plaza and if you tell them you're Geraldine's friend you'll get a discount
Of course only if you're Geraldine's friend
Don't go telling them you're Geraldine's friend if you don't know her at all
The next stock will feature some clothes that she designed herself so you should go look at it
And recommend the store to any friends with blogshops also

Turn on, Tune in, Drop out



Happy 40th Anniversary Woodstock
3 days of good music
It was total magic and freedom,
I wasn't born yet, but your legacy is still here

And, Happy Birthday Joe Jonas
Thank you for being so cute and adorable and funny



You can't sing, but still
Love you

She's a Killer Queen.
Gunpowder,Gelatin.
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind.

Either it's me.
Or the artwork at the beginning of Stand My Ground by Within Temptation
Reminds me so much of the artwork at the beginning of Killer Queen



It's probably the same style anyways
The lion in the Killer Queen one is a part of the Queen's logo
Such a pretty logo.

Get Well Soon, Kasabian
I can't believe the whole band got infected by Swine Flu
Bloody Fuck
Take care please Tokio Hotel<3
Don't get sick:(

In other news, I put up a new play
Mutilation Counter

Damn common tests
All of them, almost all of them were such Kris's
I swear, but we got back physics results today
And, the whole combined science class passed
I got an A2:)

Anyway, Lady Gaga came to Singapore
And, I missed it bloody hell
I missed the concerts of one of the most inspirational women in the world:(
Who has met Marilyn Manson and worked with him
Not once, but twice
She came for Singtel AMPed as well
She promised to wear her bubble outfit, which makes me wonder if she did.

Oh and by the way Happy Birthday Mother
I hope you liked the roses
The black roses were so pretty but I remembered you were the only normal member of our family
So I got you white ones instead
Dad got her a white gold necklace with a purple gold pendant, so cool

Finally, I got an email about a Playback Theatre session next Sunday
And it'll be nerd-free, hopefully
Don't get me wrong, nerds are nice people
Just, annoying
Smart people are fine
But nerds who talk about school all the time, so annoying

Anyways, I feel quite happy that I kicked you today
I'm sorry, but it made me feel a lot better
Cause sometimes you're more annoying than me

And, this month's issue of Elle magazine is going to be so cool
Not only is Adam going to be in it
Even the fact that Kris and Allison are also going to be in it will not ruin anything
But Ed Westwick and Leighton Meester will be in it too
And they'll be going goth

The Teen Choice Awards 09 winners list is here:)
Twilight was leading by 12 nominations and it won 9 Awards
Including Choice Movie: Drama and Choice Movie: Romance and Choice Music: Soundtrack
Choice Movie Actor: Drama for Robert Pattinson, Choice Movie: Fresh Face Male for Taylor Lautner, and Choice Movie Actress: Drama for Kristen Stewart
I support Robsten by the way. They make such a nice couple.

Gossip Girl won 4 awards
For Choice TV Show, and Choice TV Villain for Ed Westwick, Choice TV Actor for Chace Crawford and Choice TV Actress for Leighton Meester
The Jonas Brothers hosted and performed at the show and won 5 awards including Choice Music: Album (group), Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon (Male) and Choice Breakout TV show for JONAS
Frankie Jonas won Choice TV: Breakout Star Male

David Archuleta won 3 awards for Choice Music Love Song, Choice Music Breakout Artist and Choice Music
Even though he didn't attend the Award Show
Miley Cyrus won 6 awards including Choice Movie Actress: Music/Dance and Choice TV Show: Comedy
Britney won the Ultimate Choice Award of course:)

Fred won Choice Web Star
And American Idol won Choice TV: Reality Music Competition
I bet it's cause of Adam:)
Wth. Ryan Seacrest won Choice TV Personality >:[
But, Obama's dog won Choice Celebrity Pet, so cute:)

National Day, again
The worst day on earth. Disgusting I tell you
I hate Singapore
I didn't watch the parade on TV since I already went to the preview with Siti
And honestly the only thing nice, was the cute lion and maybe the Malay song
"Selamat Datang", not the National Anthem

The story of Sang Nila Utama is so dumb
Singapore doesn't even have lions wth
How could he have seen one
Blind...
I watched Camp Rock, and Jimmy Kimmel instead

And then, I became depressed after just 10 minutes of trying to watch Singapore Idol
It was horrible
So I switched off the TV and came on the computer
I want to get out of Singapore so badly right now
It's killing me to just stay here
Just take me away.

So I was watching The Ring 2 in the living room
Since I was too scared to watch it in my cold, dark room alone
And Mother was watching Nigella Lawson
And Nigella Lawson was making mixed nuts, and she kept saying the word nuts
What the hell

Anyways, went out with Jaymann and Atikah today to Ikea cause my mother wanted me to pick up some stuffs
And Siti came with us for a while
Jaymann was so funny with her "There! There! Rolling pin" and her "I want to buy the cactus"
Then Siti had to leave, and we sat at Queensway's Mcdonalds eating ice cream
And then walked around Queensway and Anchorpoint:)

Nicole gave me an idea for a play
So I wrote a play based on her idea, it's called Turtles
When she first said she wrote a compo about Turtles I almost died
But then it was such a good plot
So I made it into a play and Nicole approves of it:)
It's here
We're going to be collaborating on a Harry potter fanfic after the common tests

National Day was alright by the way
Of course, pretending to love Singapore is not easy
But with S2B it's much easier
I guess the national songs are nice
But the lyrics are pure propaganda >:[

The Angklung performance was okay
Missed a lot of notes, making me a bad Angklung Section Leader
But still, it was okay

Your were hanging in the corner with your 5 best friends
I heard that you were trouble but I couldn't resist

Common tests are next week and, class tests
Failed Amath
Failed Emath
Failed Biology

I hate you
I wish you would just die
I'm done trying to make you be happy for me
Cause I know you're a big fat liar
And you want to make yourself seem better every time
Even though you don't know the meaning of working hard
Go to hell

And I hate you, teacher
Cause you think you're the only teacher ever
I used to like you, but now no more
You're just another one of them

Happy Birthday Romeo
Love you<3

They found the light switches. Now, it was easy to see which ones were really gay and which ones were just in it for the fun. Those who had never felt even the least bit hot for a guy left the club as things started to get heated in the darkness. Too much for the "barsexual" homophobic freaks. He slid easily into the crowd and found me waiting for him, just like that.

Just a few touches and it was on. The heavy groping, the "only for tonight" dirty words whispered into each others ears. I could barely see his face through the red light. But I knew what Adam Lambert could do. He could make you feel like the hottest thing in that room, or the least interesting. You couldn't say no to this man. Feeling the heat radiating off his body as he inched closer. And then,

"Wait, are you Adam Lambert?"

Bitch.

He turned, smiling like he did for every fan. The soft light was glinted off his teeth and he looked like, a vampire. The short dude in front of him was clearly mesmerized.

"Yes I am."

"My boyfriend and I are huge fans. Could you maybe, give me an autograph,". Groupie.

"Sure," he took the piece of paper, "to whom?" Excellent. Adam the nicest guy on earth couldn't spend just one fucking minute with his real boyfriend without talking to someone else. Not that we were boyfriends, well. I left the dance floor. He would come find me, soon. In a million years.

I sat down on a bar stool and looked away. As far away as I could from the spot he was at I heard footsteps behind me.

"Babe, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, I just don't feel good." A short pause, I fiddled around with my nails, not really paying attention. He looked at me for a while. Not really understanding, but understanding a little.

"You've been acting strange lately, Brad. I was thinking, the fans, the paparazzi, it must be getting to you. It's getting to me too, sometimes I wish it would all just go away. You're my only escape from all this, and I can't bear seeing you like this," he took one of my hands in one of his own.

Sometimes, when you love someone, and you hold their hand. It feels like home. It feels like coming back to your room after a long day at work. That was how my hand felt in Adam's, but it shouldn't. I realized I was tearing. He took my head and put it against his chest, stroking my hair.

"You keep saying you love me, all the time. You don't realise how much it kills me knowing we're not together. It's no more just about the sex, Adam. I think, I'm in love with you." He held his hand still for a while, still in my hair for a while. My heart stopped. But he started his soft caresses again, this time gentler, like they had meaning.

"I love you too, Brad. And I mean it this time." I felt his lips on the top of my head as we snuggled closer and I knew he did.

Paris Hilton is so disgusting
Quoted from Hollywoodgrind.com

"Also, Paris has revealed that Michael Jackson liked the name Paris so much, that he asked Paris’ mother if it was okay to name one of his children Paris. Too bad Michael isn’t around to deny that story."

That's just dumb and egoistic
Michael named his daughter Paris because she was conceived when he and Debbie Rowe were on honeymoon there
He said so himself in his biography
I really don't think Michael would have wanted to name his daughter after a stupid slutty whore
Who wasn't even that famous twelve years ago
>:[

Just looked at the Billboard chart rankings for this week
Michael Jackson has 4 songs on the European Hot 100
And Love Game by Lady Gaga has gone down one position from last week to become #8 on the Billboard Top 100
And it's also #2 on the Pop Charts and #10 on the Dance/Club Chart

But the Marilyn Manson remix was better
It's faster, and doesn't sound that sped up or slowed down
And Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga's voice mix perfectly
Of course you can't believe it until you hear it



And,
The weekend is almost over
And its 5 days till the next weekend starts
I have two stupid tests tomorrow, and one on Tuesday
I remember during Physics on Friday

Mrs Tan: *Gives me back the testpaper* Nishan, I expected you to do better
Me: But, I still got an A1...

YOU SEE D:
And I'm having Monday blues again
Lucky there's Adam in this world or I'll just die

But, I finished watching Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, and Mean Girls
High School Movies are so nice to watch
I wonder why Lindsay Lohan turned out like how she is now
She used to be so nice

Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

Of course.

So this is Cinema Bizarre's new single
And it's produced by RedOne
Who also produced Just Dance for Lady Gaga, and he also worked with Adam<3
Of course, Adam deserves to only work with the best
Cinema Bizzare's album is coming out in 10 Days
And Tokio Hotel's Album is coming out on the 2nd of October
I can't wait

Evertime I wear my Tokio Hotel shirt I get funny comments
Today Ronnie asked me "Which one is the girl"
Bill is not a girl, he's so cute D:



And pretty
And he also couldn't believe Bill and Tom were twins
If they were not twins
There wouldn't be any Twincest
And what world would it be without Twincest:(