WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN

1. Key "Edward Cullen 4 Jacob Black 4 ever" on the side of his volvo.

2. Ask him why he looks blue

3. Buy him some fake tan for christmas.

4. Buy him a puppy and name it Jacob

5. Tell him Bella would like him even more if he dressed up as Jacob

6. Sign him up for a blood drive.

7. Ask him what he does as night

8. When he doesn't answer tell him you saw him sneaking off to Bella's place

9. Ask him what it's like flying around with Dracula

10. Tell him that you're going to tell everyone he's a vampire

11. Cry when he shouts and say you were only joking

12. When he makes you promise not to tell, say you'll write it in blood

13. Ask him if he thinks Cedric Diggory is hot

14. Paint his room pink

15. Send him a love not and sign it "From Jacob"

WAYS TO ANNOY BILL KAULITZ

1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.

2. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching

3. Make fun of his dancing

4. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson

5. Tell him Tom is so much more cuter than him

6. Splash him with water and Scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"

7. Steal all his eyeliner

8. Touch his hair

9. Sing Dude looks like a lady loudly at 2.47 am sharp every day

10. Write the surprise ending to any novel he might be reading on it's first page

And, quoted from Ratna's blog

"Hahah okay wow, anyone not turned on by him is seriously nuts. (And with issues, as quoted from Nishan, hahah)"
How can anybody not be turned on by Adam