Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose Kungfu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes

"I see you like to chew, maybe you should like to chew ON MY FIST!"

The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.

"Enough talk. Let's fight! SHATAMUI!!!!"

He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies would go blind from exposure to pure awesomeness!

"My eyes!!!"

"He's too awesome!!!"

"And attractive...."

"How can we repay you?"

"There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness."

It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his vodacity. Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of china, the furious five, bowed in respect to this great master.

"We should hang out"

"Agreed."

"HAIIYA!"

But hanging out would have to wait, cause when you're facing the 10 000 demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters, and thats-

"Po, get up! You'll be late for work!"


I love this movie:)