Adam: What are your qualifications?

Beetlejuice: Oh well,i'm a graduate from horror business school. I believe I lived through the black plague,I believe I had a good time during that. But YES ....I'VE SEEN THE EXORCIST 167 TIMES AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!And not to mention the fact that you're talking to a DEAD GUY! Now do you think,do you think i'm qualified?

Adam: What I mean is,can you be scary?

Beetlejuice: Oh,yeah,can I be scary. What do you think of this?

Priceless:)