These must be the worst pies,in London

Apparently not in London,but aren't they disgusting

Looks like someone died,and the blood spurted out everywhere

If you dare be take a bite

Is that just,disgusting?

Or is it?Conceding?

It's terribly sweet.

It is,the whole thing is sugar

And I really can't afford to gain any more weight

It's nice to know the core of my adolescent agonising is my weight

And that's me being polite

Oh well,I've got to change my recipe

I thought I'd never live to see the day

I learnt to bake

Well I didn't,I spent half the time killing a spider

Being the heartless freak of nature

That I am,yes that is me

That thing was scurrying around,hoping to salvage some of the strawberries I had

Egyptian strawberries,from Cairo to be exact

They didn't transport them all the way here for the likes of you,little spider

But you're dead now,wrapped in a ton of tissue paper

So now you lie there white and pale

Or was it golden brown?

I must be confusing you with my cookies
As delusional as it sounds

This blog post makes no sense

I suppose I might be high on sugar

I must be high on sugar

I am awfully high on sugar

Goodbye:)