Ninja Facts

- Ninjas can divide by zero

- Ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them

- When ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down

- When it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja

- What ever ninjas touch turns to gold

- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.

- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry

- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..

- Ninjas make onions cry

- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club

- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.

- Bullets dodge ninjas

- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them

- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle

- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time

- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines

- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls

- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.

- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.

- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.

- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

But, I still think Pirates are better than Ninjas:)
And, Pirates have a nicer vocabulary
According to urbandictionary,

Pirates are

-Awesome

-Sea faring folk, often to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

-The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.

-The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.

-What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.

-A certain robbin hood of the seas.

So you see, pirates are better than ninjas:)

Pirates vs Ninjas

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.